geoguessr guy continues to body people on twitter

His house his rules

shaved pits make me so sad like I understand but I wish you didn't feel that way. I want you to live

Whenever someone says they're bad at remembering faces I think about the time I went to a music festival and befriended a very nice girl who invited me to leave the fairgrounds and hang out while she changed outfits, but when we got to her hotel I asked if it was ok to sit on one of the beds, which caused her to realize that she had mistaken me for the person she traveled there with & that she had literally brought a complete stranger to her hotel room

norwegian is an incredible language

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

come get your man he's not doing anything wrong he just misses you

this post aged like a fine wine

love this. genre. of images

i don’t usually bully my boyfriend on the internet but

yeah i was there

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

She is also the most delicious Gatorade

banger after banger after banger 🍊🧡🥕🌅🎃🐅🦊🍁🏀

me: i gotta pop off the hiking trail real quick to piss but there's no good cover here to duck behind. i don't see anyone around i think i'm good

the forest ranger 100 yards behind me: if i give out one more public urination ticket i'll be able to retire. you know what? i feel like jogging

teacher 100 yards ahead of me: ok class, let's have a race! start running!

endangered sasquatch 10 feet away perfectly camouflaged: i hope i don't encounter any human urine, it's fatal to my species. i'm so frail :(

character who is sun-coded but not in the traditional ray-of-sunshine way. character who is sun-coded in the sense that they burn hot and bright and powerful, that they're a raging fury of fire and passion, and that maybe, just maybe, they are destroying themselves as they do so.